ONE: You’re a super cool college student attending BYU, UVU or any of the many higher education platforms in Utah County.
TWO: You’re weirdly good-looking. People often tell you how handsome and beautiful you are and your golden tan makes everybody swoon.
THREE: Your group of friends are wildly diverse. I mean… sure there’s that one apartment where everyone is named Megan, but overall, there are way too many different languages spoken amongst your group of friends and everyone is super awesome in their own super awesome way.
FOUR: You’re usually hungry, and you usually come to any Liberty Square event or just to the main office satisfy that hunger. Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups have protein in them right??? 
FIVE: Leaving Liberty Square makes you sick.
